Golf Jokes for Fun

 
Sometimes the humor of golf leads to cursing, uncanny situations, etc., after all Golf is a FUNNY and sometimes frustrating game! So, we have posted some of the cleaner golf videos here to help put a smile on your face when you are wishing that you were in the greens instead of being at work.

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You Might Be a Golfer If...

  • Your dominant hand is darker than your other hand
  • You've ever used the term "undulation" in a conversation
  • Your legs are Bay Watch tan and your feet are ivory white
  • You've ever discussed the finer points of bermuda grass over a beer
  • You've eve rubbernecked while driving past a Golf Course
  • You've ever practiced your golf swing while talking to a co-worker in the hall way
  • You purchased cable for the sole purpose of having The Golf Channel
  • You know what "Ace Insurance" is
  • You purchased an HDTV so you could watch The Golf Channel in HD
  • You've started a conversation with a complete stranger because they were wearing a golf hat
  • You've ever punched someone in the face because they said golf is not a real sport (or wanted to)
  • You purchased a Nintendo Wii in the hopes that you could work on your golf swing
  • You've ever spent $69 dollars on a polo
  • It always looks like you're wearing white socks and a T shirt
  • Hearing "FORE!" scares you more than when you hear "foreplay"
  • You aerate the yard while practicing your short game
  • Your forehead is whiter than the rest of your face
  • You put off replacing family room carpet because you like to swing golf clubs in the family room
  • You buy hockey arena board and nail it to the ceiling to stop a golf club from punching through the ceiling while practicing your swing in the house
  • You can recite all of Bill Murray's lines in Caddyshack
  • You know the difference between Jack Nicklaus and Jack Nicholson
  • Your pants have holes in the pockets from golf tees
  • You drink John Daly wine because it is John Daly wine
  • Everything you do is evaluated by saying " I didn't have my "A" Game today"
  • Your neighbors call to ask you turn-up your surround sound so they hear the Masters Coverage better
  • In every mirror you pass you have too check your "set up"
  • You are the only one in the room who actually knows what someone means when they say "Never Up, Never in"
  • You jump in the car and hit the gas peddle thinking you are still driving a golf cart
  • You stopped the course superintendent to ask advice on how to change your yard to a putting green
  • You know if you inhale or exhale in your backswing
  • Your wife has underwear with a flag on them
  • You carry your lucky ball mark everywhere you go
  • You know who Ranger Rick' is and have his autograph
  • You hear "Twilight" and think "cheap golf" rather than "romance"
  • You’ve ever been fired from a job from watching live streaming video of a golf tournament
  • Your return address labels say "USGA life member"
  • You buy Greg Norman clothing because it's Greg Norman clothing
  • You have no problem arriving early for a 6:30am tee time, but you can't make it to work by 9:00am